SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoMission impossiblelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1801arrow-down110file-text
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minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up51·7 days agoExpert difficulty: it’s also cold and raining outside. There’s no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store. “I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest… I dunno, pick something for me.”
minus-squarePacattack57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 days agoI am sometimes amazed at the lengths I will go to make sure I have coffee in the morning. Like to the point I act like a responsible adult. Last week I actually bought groceries BEFORE I ran out cuz I was running low on coffee.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoCaffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 hours agoClearly youve never heard of cocaine. Look at what it did for imperialism!
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 days agoPro difficulty: your tears have gone cold, and you’re wondering why
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 days agoWHAT THE FUCK how have I misheard this lyric all my life
Expert difficulty: it’s also cold and raining outside. There’s no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.
“I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest… I dunno, pick something for me.”
I am sometimes amazed at the lengths I will go to make sure I have coffee in the morning. Like to the point I act like a responsible adult. Last week I actually bought groceries BEFORE I ran out cuz I was running low on coffee.
Caffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.
Clearly youve never heard of cocaine. Look at what it did for imperialism!
Pro difficulty: your tears have gone cold, and you’re wondering why
*tea’s
WHAT THE FUCK
how have I misheard this lyric all my life