• frobeniusnorm@lemmy.world
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      The super speed only works for you, but not the symbiots in your body, like your gut bacteria. The increased metabolism combined with the still normal speed gut microbiota causes extreme diarrhea, so everytime you use it, you shit your pants violently.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      you gain super speed, but cognition remains the same. your day is a constant struggle to plan out a meticulous series of moves, otherwise you’ll destroy your house trying to walk downstairs. this becomes particularly vexing for those middle-of-the-night strolls to the pisser. perhaps if you survive long enough you can adapt to the situation, but that seems unlikely.

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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      You have to eat enough calories to keep up with it, and while your body is stronger, you’ll still wear out and likely need all your joints replaced within a decade.