honestly if i were spiderman i don’t think i would have it in me to do anything even remotely related to spiders in my off-time, it’d just feel like tempting fate
that, or go all in on it for the “no no, that’s too obvious, it can’t be them” factor: have 5 pet tarantulas, be a web designer, network engineer, tie fishing nets as a hobby, etc etc…
Zoomer Parker will not lug around an SLR camera in the next reboot; he’ll simply be a drone operator.
Millennial Parker is a web designer so this isn’t far off.
honestly if i were spiderman i don’t think i would have it in me to do anything even remotely related to spiders in my off-time, it’d just feel like tempting fate
that, or go all in on it for the “no no, that’s too obvious, it can’t be them” factor: have 5 pet tarantulas, be a web designer, network engineer, tie fishing nets as a hobby, etc etc…
Either that or gen-alpha Parker.
I wonder if his spider sense will tip him off to the drones OTHERS send to track him