Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoAt least my dick is minty freshlemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAt least my dick is minty freshlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square73linkfedilink
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoA “joke” only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse. But hey, this is shitposting, so…
minus-squarebrb@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoDick mutilators are seething and coping so hard on this
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoAye. Of course they are. I probably would too if my parents were such bumholes. It’s a truth you probably don’t want to realise.
minus-squareElDuderino@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoCriikey… just let him have laugh about jerking off.
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoMutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is. If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoWho is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoWho else needs lotion or anything to do it, other than cut dudes?
minus-squareLostCarcosan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoI am circumcised and crank it dry and never had a problem. I think you should talk to a professional, broseidon
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoWell, your anecdotal knowledge sure changes everything. But I’m sorry your parents did that to you.
minus-squareLostCarcosan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoDon’t be, I’m not. I didn’t even know until like highschool when I saw an uncircumcised dick for the first time
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoSure. “Everybody” does it, looks “normal”. But it’s not. I would be so super pissed at my parents for making such an uneducated (expressed friendly) decision about my body without my consent.
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days ago… I jerk off with lotion… I’m uncircumcised
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoI jerk off dry… I’m circumcised
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoYikes. Never ever heard anyone doing that. Except the murican stereotype-jerker. Lotion and a box of kleenex. But well, in that case you’re obviously not the target demographic of my comment 😁
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoWhat possible demographic are you targeting?
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoThe obvious? Religious nutjobs mutilating their kids, so they end up having to jerk off with lotion.
A “joke” only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse.
But hey, this is shitposting, so…
Dick mutilators are seething and coping so hard on this
Aye. Of course they are. I probably would too if my parents were such bumholes. It’s a truth you probably don’t want to realise.
Criikey… just let him have laugh about jerking off.
Child abuse???
Mutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is.
If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻
Who is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?
Who else needs lotion or anything to do it, other than cut dudes?
I am circumcised and crank it dry and never had a problem. I think you should talk to a professional, broseidon
Well, your anecdotal knowledge sure changes everything. But I’m sorry your parents did that to you.
Don’t be, I’m not. I didn’t even know until like highschool when I saw an uncircumcised dick for the first time
Sure. “Everybody” does it, looks “normal”. But it’s not. I would be so super pissed at my parents for making such an uneducated (expressed friendly) decision about my body without my consent.
… I jerk off with lotion… I’m uncircumcised
I jerk off dry… I’m circumcised
Yikes. Never ever heard anyone doing that. Except the murican stereotype-jerker. Lotion and a box of kleenex.
But well, in that case you’re obviously not the target demographic of my comment 😁
What possible demographic are you targeting?
The obvious? Religious nutjobs mutilating their kids, so they end up having to jerk off with lotion.