A rather free love friend of a friend was trying to fuck guys from every sign of the zodiac, and she hadn’t gotten to Cancer yet. As an amateur astronomer now, and a child who was raised by a lunatic into all sorts of woo, I declined on principle.

Look, have your fun. But woo is a relationship red flag for me. You cannot remind me of my mother if you want me turned on. I haven’t gotten laid countless times. I don’t need or want sex that badly. I desire someone I can trust to keep a firm grasp on reality.

Bollox

That is such a Leo thing to say

Or you can just have a decent personality. I’ve never had a problem with both not believing in their astrology and getting laid. Just don’t be a dick about it and talk about something else.

I generally try not to yuck anyone’s yum, I won’t make fun but I will just straight up say I don’t believe in anything spiritual or magical.

This is why I shittest every straight man by asking about astrology, y’know, to confirm he’s a liar.

Better astrology than witchcraft. I have been through both in my younger days. I do have to admit, the witch was far more fun in bed.

I have a female friend who is an Astronomer. I always call her Astrologer, especially at parties and such.

Mocking believes of others and surprised that other don’t want to be nearby. If you thin you have to disrespect everything your disbelieve, you are not that rational thinking person you think you are

Not all women are into astrology, but all the people who are into astrology are women.

Actually, they’re a very specific and weird subset of women. They almost always have these traits:

• In their late teens to early/mid 20s
• Into “witchcraft” unironically
• Too into celebrity gossip
• Think yoga and meditation is sacred
• Have a completely delusional and out of touch view of Buddhism and Hinduism
• Have at least one of the following: Comically proportioned glasses, excessive piercings, unnatural hair colors, “spiritual” tattoos
• Think they’re an “artist” of sorts

I’ve yet to meet an astrology fan who didn’t have at least 80% of these.

Lol no, I make fun of astrology with my girlfriend

I got my full horoscope done in a lounge chair in a club. She brought tables and everything. But my god was she cute.