• workerONE@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Bernie Sanders is doing to take control of all the toothbrush factories. You will be assigned a toothbrush bristle hardness designated by your socialist dentist. You will no longer have the freedom to choose your toothbrush. If you drive a lifted truck you will be assigned to work in a gay cake factory that only bakes cakes for gay weddings.