Help, this is getting out of hand!

I’m surrounded by glasses filled to the brim with MUG Root Beer!

I keep porn myself more glasses, but I don’t drink em. Can’t stand the shitty taste.

Now my porn addiction keeps em coming, I can’t stop it!

Soon, I will be crushed under the weight of all this MUG Root Beer and will die a horrible death.

I need to get out … … although porn one more couldn’t hurt …