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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Cashier talk

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Cashier talk

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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    The self checkout doesn’t mind!

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      “Unexpected item in bagging area”

      “Thanks, you too!”

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        Where is begging area then?

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        “Well you should damned well expect it since I scanned it. Shouldn’t ya? I guess I’ll just steal this item.”

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      My dad calls those “titless tellers”

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        Yeah, but I bet he doesn’t say it right to their screens…

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    Cashier: “enjoy your beer”

    Me: “you too!”

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      How to recover from this: hand one to the cashier.

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        Who’s under age

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          Damn, anything to not pay your waiters a fair wage, right?

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            Beers per hour because anything is better than the metric system

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    Me: mumbles something

    The cashier: sorry?

    Me: bye!

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    Enjoy the movie!

    You too!

    Ohh…

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