Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square221fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down150
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1external-linkApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前message-square221fedilink
minus-squaresquirrelwithnut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down2·2 年前I had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
minus-squareRetrograde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·2 年前Also I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
minus-squareColorcodedResistor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 年前i would absolutely buy a meal replacement shake flavored Apple Jacks.
minus-squarersuri@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 年前And what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
minus-squarestown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 年前It took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.
I had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
Also I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
i would absolutely buy a meal replacement shake flavored Apple Jacks.
No one ever pays me in juice 🥺
And what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
It took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.