Alright, even tho I’m likely talking to a clanker, I like a good investigative challenge.

For starters, this isn’t your picture. It was lifted off an Etsy review from 2024 yet you described it in a way that made it seem like a picture you took. So you’re already starting off as deceptive.

Second, every link in your comment history are links to giftyheaven, along with botty comments like “love it,” “I ordered from here” on top of AI slop text in your other comments. You’ve also had a lot of content removed by mods.

At the very least, your actions are suspicious enough to warrant action by others. You’re not doing yourself any favors trying to hawk your junk on Lemmy.