• Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?

    Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal.

    Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.