Okay, the funny thing about this one is, not that I agree with breaches of privacy; I really didn’t give a flying fuck if the male or female nurse saw me taking a shit or piss after surgery. The only thing I have to hide is how much I don’t give a shit about most things.

I’ve got nothing to hide

pulls out my phone and starts recording them ‘oh, finally some fresh scat content, this is going straight to pornhub’

then literally shitting themselves trying to backpedal their words

its the eye contact that gets me