To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:
get a life
I use the clip if I can find it…
… I mean, was RIGHT HERE a second ago…
Tie a knot you monster!
I twist and roll the excess bag over the bread. Kinda like how you do socks
I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they’re so haphazard and forced that I don’t find them funny. I’m getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out “moral + lawful alignment” charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are “lawful good/neutral”, because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.
Lawful neutral. I’m surprised more people don’t just use the clip that came with it. It’s kept the bread fresh the whole time up to you acquiring it, so why not keep using it?
Because those little fuckers are fun to flick across the room, then get lost under the couch.
Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it
You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.
The box is there to look pretty.
What does fridge bread count as?
You ought to be locked up
But it lasts longer
Rowsdower…
I wonder if there’s beer on the sun…
Chaotic neutral. Only way to live.
I don’t understand why the twist and tuck is seen as a bad thing. It’s a tight seal that is effortless to both do and undo.
Cuz it can fall apart if moved or slid. Needs to be redone when picked up.
I’m definitely somewhere between neutral and chaotic evil…
