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ah yes, the 25th month of Descrimbruember

This sounds like slavery with extra steps

And then for some of us, our bodies are like, “lol you’ve had enough of this. Now even just crumbs will fuck you up for a week or more.” It was a good run.

I love a good game of cornect four

Why would the trump admin give a plea deal for snitching on the trump admin?

Fair enough. Excel is pretty complicated.

Ah yeah that’s a bug. Should be a fix in a few days

There’s a Linux app for that but the buttons are in different places

Don’t forget cortana!

I hope not!

Lol the original vine is still my favorite dead platform. The comedy you can produce in 6 seconds is great.

I don’t know, can you repeat the question?

Peak taxedermy

She is though

Well, they’re connected so generally both at the same time. On my bare ass though, it didn’t make much difference.

Probation officer: lmao pass that blunt tho. And then your under arrest.

Lol my dad wasn’t coming home and she preferred a fly-swatter, which I should probably be grateful for.

Man I thought I was the only one who got that stupid line as a kid. My condolences.

I haven’t read the book and it’s been years since I’ve watched the movie but iremeber leaving disgusted because it just felt like propaganda for big brother. Like, “you don’t need privacy, because not having privacy makes you safer”.

Maybe I misunderstood it but I left the theater pissed off lol

I used to live there (16 miles out of town, in the sticks) and the school bus still came. I had to walk a mile to get to the stop, because they didn’t like dirt roads. But then I got chased by a dog and my parents complained to the right people so I only had to walk like 1/4 mile to the stop from then on.

But yeah, that’s probably still not an option everyone