Stucco and food coloring, cause then the kid gets to keep it afterwards.

You got a dog? Still smoke?

That was actually their lawyer’s argument, that “incognito mode” being private was just something people assumed and ran with, not their fault.

Front end, back end

Parenting books were serious business, whole generations were raised with Dr Spock for instance, who had fucked up ideas about childrearing.

It’s one thing to ask for tips on getting a baby to sleep, it’s another to ask it for formula recipes. Unfortunately I doubt most parents know the line where it becomes dangerous, but I am hoping here.

Makes me sad that I know exactly what you mean, this new glass shit has me nervously eying the Linux door.

When do we get to the part where a bunch of UNIX logs get projected, backward, on someone’s face

Nationalization is the opposite of privatization, it’s how the US’s bureaucratic state was really built, we should absolutely do this and right now is the time

Japan introduced brake lights that increase intensity based on how hard the driver was braking. 20+ years ago. They tested it in the US and drivers found it to be “confusing.”

Hello fellow human, can I have that address then

Fabric softener isn’t soap tho, it’s like the opposite, a bunch of greasy conditioners and relaxants and fragrances designed to cling to your clothes even after rinsing.

You don’t need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

China to the rescue, a good tug and they peel like a banana now

That sounds like an average Tuesday in Texas

Y’all are rawdogging the substance of this conversation

It’s been the punchline of a dark joke for years.

You gotta get those little hands building the little toys.

We make the dark joke because we know it’s true, but we can collectively point at a tech company and say it’s their fault, and still enjoy the fruits of their labor at prices we can afford.

Globalism - hyperglobal capitalism - is all about externalizing the negativities and internalizing the positives.

Yeah i grew up in the 90s. The skinny jean crazy didn’t land with me. I wore baggy carpenters until they died, then the widest bootcut I could find.

Now I am in heaven, my favorite aesthetic is everywhere, baggy jeans, shirt sleeves over long sleeves, hell yes let’s skate

Our local ice creamery is up for best ice cream in the country, They serve ice cream year round, but have excellent cocoa in the winter to draw in everyone, super expensive handmade marshmallows, etc.

Doesn’t let you rifle through things approvingly as you go. "Yes this is the correct directory because it has the three files I was looking at earlier–

You know what let’s do a ls -al just to be super sure it’s the right modification

Thankfully lots of us can’t read and are blissfully unaware at this late hour.