Linux is as buggy as you want it to be. If you’re using Gentoo or Arch in production (and aren’t Valve) and are recompiling kernels cause you read a tomshardware article about a scheduler… Then yeah 😀

Lara Craft is my childhood crush. Also, the game was pretty fun too

Hypothetically: Lemmy instances where every user has to have physically met an admin and proved that they’re real or something. And they’ll only federate to other instances following the same rules.

It’ll almost be like the early 90s dialup BBS small communities, with FIDOnet ;)

The end of the anonymous web is nigh. We may not like it, but it’s probably the only way. We used to joke in the 90s about requiring an internet driver’s license before allowing people on Usenet. It might actually be happening.

Went to a strip club once and the stripper was handing out fake $69 bills with her image on it and a link to her OnlyFans…

Definitely not in ziplock bags hidden in the nearest forest to the school, put there by your older brother…

You might need help. If you’re unwilling to seek help, then at least learn to code and, you know, read the code.

Engrish

LinkedIn is like a tenth as bad as others. At least it is (still, somewhat) marginally useful.

Well the ads percentage in the feed keeps going up. And more AI generated crap. But show me a social network (that isn’t Lemmy) where that isn’t true.

The Matrix was right. Lynch’s Dune was peak humanity.

It’s a pun!

Joke’s on you! I’m a Betazoid. Captain, I feel… Intense… Scrolling.

Aha, so it’s treating the pasta as one would a fruit filled pierogi or crepe. Just a wheaty medium for delivery of fruity goodness.

Probably not. Reddit post from four years ago has this image, and that’s from before AI was good enough to do fingers. https://www.reddit.com/r/sbubby/comments/kgjoai/my_neighbor_baphomet/

From the comments: “This piece of artwork was made by Herdis @asep.h.thefallen”

Someone tell me more about pasta with strawberries please. I say this as a pineapple on pizza aficionado.

Probably just a shoulder check used for photo. Probably an unrelated stock image for the transmission. Still a funny meme template

I mean it uses location and acceleration info for driving habits. What did you expect?

And they can request location info and other things, and most people just click Allow.

I’m a big fan of The North East ;)

Our city made it illegal for scrap dealers to accept catalytic converters, and suddenly theft vanished entirely. Weird.