If I hadn’t just vomited I likely would. I like milk and avocado, but this reminds me of my friend who puts mustard on mac and cheese. And sushi. And pizza rolls.

Idk why, but I got secondhand anxiety from him seeing by sticking his head out the window. I know it was for the video, but he was actually driving.

The French are amazing at riots. Meanwhile, the U.S. government is continuously raising the retirement age for full benefits, and nobody is doing shit about it. Remember the American Revolution, fighting against a tyrannical government? Yeah, we should pull another one of those.

Not to be a debbie downer, but I don’t trust Republicans checking those machines when it was benefitting them in the first place

Awful idea, but unfortunately completely in character for Microsoft. Windows is basically spyware at this point.

I wonder which high-ranking Microsoft employee made this dumbass decision, knowing it would net them more money