I see what you did there…

Pretty sure I’d need to be a church or something first. California isn’t a fan of not collecting taxes.

Pretty sure Family Guy did that first?

That’s almost a haiku… no wait, I just sat on syringes 43 through 50… someone please call 911.*

*100% kidding… although I am diabetic 😌

Nice handle. I’m going to try that… I just fill up 50 syringes from 1-50 units, stick them all in and… no, no… I didn’t think this through either 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

Going to go take a nap my friends, feel a little woozy 😌

So just drinking with friends at home then?

No… wait! Charging strangers to drink at your home 😏🤑

Yeah… he’s the one that looks like a burning oil can right?

I don’t see why not… but you can’t actually move when it kicks in… I mean, you can, just not fast enough to actually dodge a bullet.

Oh man… I was gonna guess hobo simulator ⚠️

Better than 🦇 wings?

All ass, no ⛳️

Are brainrot videos the ones where someone on an impossibly clean set hides the 5 seconds of info you were promised somewhere in a 20 minute video the purports to explain the process you need and it end up no longer matching the software’s UI?

Asking for a friend ;-)

I got two different versions… it’s kinda had to find it without all the silly dressing… the first one also had fake kevlar sleeves… you can clearly hear angry photons getting stuck in the corners until you soak it in a sink full of warm water overnight 🤣

You gotta pronounce it schweaty science… Source: My ex used to lug 50lb buckets of mud up 3 flights of stairs several times a day…

Only in the (very) public toilets.

Use a sharpie to make the glasses match, give it back and tell him it’s his new daughter? 😉

Meh…. Japan’s been pitching holographic data storage since the early 2Ks — at least —LMK when I can buy a magic holographic zip drive and I’ll be back.

Been waiting for this day since I was 14 😏

It’s the holidays and he misses his dad…

My quotes file for email signatures could replace most modern CEOs. The major qualifications are a cool name and being over six feet tall.

Yeah… but it all goes in and out through one general purpose orifice 🤢