I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

Or air lock.

Nein

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

Iron maiden in Brazil.

Look to the atheist. He does not use the command line because he secretly believes. He does so because he knows it’s good.

The old file menu was way more functional if you needed to be keyboard only.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

Be a champ and eat that ass.

AI enhanced anything is pointless when everything seems intended to separate you from your money.

He’s not physically dead.

But if I call for slavers to get the blade, I’m somehow the bad guy.

Ah, the Federalist. Too much of a pussy to have been a school shooter. Impotently flinging poo at the rest of us.