minus-squareshpuncle@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.linkfedilinkarrow-up18·15 hours agoTook me a moment to realize this wasn’t a satirical approach towards ladies on rollerblades linkfedilink
Took me a moment to realize this wasn’t a satirical approach towards ladies on rollerblades