scoobford

This seems like a nothing burger. Plenty of things you shouldn’t ingest like BPA, plastic, and solder are perfectly benign when used to construct consumer electronics.

I’d be more interested to hear they found something that leeches through the skin being used to create the body of the headphones.

I’m on my phone, but most of that is a shell around the actual pressure vessel for aesthetic reasons.

The pressure vessel where the people sit is inside that and is likely in pretty bad shape.

Don’t worry friend, the AI bubble will pop. Unfortunately, it will probably trigger a massive recession when it does, but that won’t last forever either.

Uh coochies don’t always dry up with age, and if they do there are a variety of treatments to allow you to remain sexually active.

Also, squirt is mostly urine.