Perfect!

I stand corrected.

Clearly I am the deficient party here.

Really nailed that aneurysm zinger, btw.

I may not be funny, but you’re goddamn hilarious.

Not only do you clearly have no idea what playing devil’s advocate means, conceptually, like at all, but you keep trying to pigeonhole it into your little argument and it has me crying bro, I’m dying laughing.

I can’t believe you’re a real person.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And you still haven’t provided a single quote of mine showing me what you’re accusing me of.

You literally just said:

“The Defender of Apple” or whatever is in your fucked up head.

But when I ask you to provide a single example of my defending Apple, you respond with:

Man does your brain twist up in pretzels when you think like that?

Obviously you are not acting in good faith, but we knew that from the start.

So are you just incapable of admitting you made a mistake?

I do appreciate the irony of you saying that my mind is twisted up like a pretzel, just beautiful 10/10.

Please show me where I defended the Apple corporation.

Because me thinks you can’t read good.

But don’t worry, there’s a school for that:

And you either didn’t read the entire thread, or you agree that OP is morally superior to anyone who uses Apple products, and that Apple users are people that should just be hated.

So which is it?

You’re a sad little creature.

If I didn’t hold you in such contempt, I would pity you.

I don’t disagree.

But my comment was a direct response to the user ranting about their superiority to, and hatred of, anyone who uses Apple products.

It’s not my reading comprehension that’s to blame for your rancid hatred of Apple users and I’m confident that your behavior is repulsive to more people than just me.

The irony is that I use Linux for desktop and Graphene for mobile so my objections are not rooted in defending my own consumer choices, they’re based entirely on your pathetic blind hatred of people who use Apple products.

What argument…?

Out of nowhere, you just started talking shit about Apple users to make yourself feel superior about your individual consumer choices, really cool bro.

Also unclear who I was making fun of, unless you consider pointing out how absurd your Apple user hate is, to be making fun of you.

But that’s not making fun of you, it’s pointing out how pathetic your unprompted and vocal hatred for Apple users was.

The only people worse than Apple fans, are Apple haters.

Because I see a lot of vocal Apple haters on Lemmy, just shitting all over Apple users, but I rarely see Apple users here shitting on Android or anything else.

That’s currently in QA as we speak… Slated to go live Q1 2026.

I’m not a licensed math surgeon, but I think your math is wildly optimistic in favor of Microsoft due to how the subscription totals are actually distributed per price tier.

I don’t doubt that they did a lot of math to figure out an acceptable level of churn for this change, I just don’t think it’s nearly as generous and wide as you’re calculating.

There probably is a very real churn limit that they’re trying to avoid, and my hunch is that there exists a breaking point that could be hit with an aggressive and sustained boycott / cancellation spree, but again, I’m not a math surgeon so I could be wrong. That’s just my gut feeling.