Sure, I’m aware. But nothing on the level of what Valve offers.

Steam offers a lot more to developers than a storefront to sell your games. The App Store is an extremely minimal offering to developers for the amount of money they demand in exchange.

Alt text: a screenshot from final fantasy tactics with a character saying: “If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”

Waking up in the morning like

I’ve been loving Rematch. It’s so far outside the norm of what I would typically play but I’m having a blast. For me, the controls have taken time to get used to but I think it’s just because I don’t play games like this ever. The more I’ve played (and I’m playing a ton), the better I get. The controls are becoming more natural and I’m starting to develop muscle memory. It’s very satisfying consistently getting better.

For me, switching to 3v3 made a big difference. It forced me to get better because I was handling the ball way more often.

My biggest issues now are teammates never passing and terrible goalkeepers. I’m constantly seeing people leave the box empty and just take the ball downfield. I just hop into the goal every time it happens but it’s annoying seeing this sort of selfish playing. Teams that treat it as a full on cooperative team sport are always more successful. And even if we lose those games, it’s just so much more fun working together.

Spoken like someone who never played conkers.

Ah yes, the Marie Kondo method

was later confirmed to be true

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I feel that, and I think it’s an important point to make honestly. Just felt like you were dragging OP for doing something wrong which I didn’t feel was correct, myself.

You’re good. The person who posted the photo of themselves initially did so clearly in good humor, you shared it here clearly in good humor. Person you’re replying to is just getting fired up for something that is just purely silly and fun and not serious.

How I introduce myself as well. “Hello! Man. Father. Uses drugs. Retired bus driver.”

That’s coffee? I thought it was diarrhea.

never used Duolingo

i don’t speak that language

I believe I may have a solution

If people keep playing these games, yes

Insane coincidence

Can’t wait for the investigative podcast that explains how fucked up this place was

How would bigasuraswrathfan2007 know that it’s an image of a dog? The text on the image saying it’s a dog is a part of the image that they allege “hasn’t loaded yet”. I’m telling you something rings false about this image, there’s shit they aren’t telling us and I’m sick of it.

What kind of Infinity Gauntlet is this