lobsticle 🦞

As an old Perl jockey, you can pry my backticks out of my cold, dead hands.

This is the shit you feel when you’re high

This is fantastic work, and anybody who downvoted this clearly did not get it.

Welp, I totally misinterpreted this picture! I thought she had asked him into the shower for a little sexytimes, but she’s on her period and didn’t want to mess up the bed. Dude don’t care, he still went downtown during shark week.

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen online in a very long time, and of course I laughed for a solid minute. Well done, OP.