I’m neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s super old-timey

I mean, before the stupid challenges it was Jackass; before that it was America’s Funniest Home Videos. Dumb entertainment has always existed.

Man for me it was that $1.25 pool stand hot dog

Or, god forbid, mustard on a hamberder

Poor mom. I bet that was peri/meno brain fog. It sucks.

I’m out of the loop, what’s wrong with Brave?

I don’t know how the self-checkout is constructed in Belgium, but in the US (at least, the stores I go to), the self-checkout is a small kiosk with a small weight-sensitive platform where you bag your groceries. You’re supposed to scan each item and then place it in the bag so the scale can register it, and then scan and bag the next item, and so on. The problems are that:

1. The technology is buggy and doesn’t always recognize that you’ve bagged an item, so it locks up and won’t let you scan your next item until an attendant comes to assist.
2. Certain items like cooking wine or cough syrup or matches require proof that you’re old enough to purchase it (again, an attendant has to get involved)
3. If god forbid you take a second to rearrange items in one of your bags to make more room for your next item, the stupid machine nags you and then - yep you guessed it - locks up until an attendant comes.
4. The machine-monitored security camera sometimes misinterprets what it sees you doing. For example, one time I was done scanning my items and realized I was still holding onto my shopping list, so I tucked it into my pocketbook as I was getting my credit card out. The camera must’ve thought I was stealing something, so it locked up until an attendant came to review the video footage.
5. The bagging platform is too small for a full week’s worth of groceries, so it’s really only useful if you’re picking up a handful of items, meaning you still need to go through an attended line if you’re doing your weekly shop.

Honestly I prefer bagging my own groceries, and if the problems with self-checkout were fixed, I’d be happy to only do self-checkout. But the way it is now, it’s annoying to use.

I’ve resorted to appending every Google search with “-ai” because I don’t want to see their bullshit summaries. Outsourcing our thinking is lazy and dangerous, especially when the technology is so flawed.

Ken Cheng is a gift

I love Chris Simpsons Artist

Oh hecc borzoi did a evolve

The Weeatles

Yeah somehow Microsoft dodged it in 2001 which is pretty mind-boggling because they were supreme at that point

Ah, the beans-to-jeans pipeline.

The longer they’re down, the more people will migrate elsewhere, and some proportion of those won’t return if/when 4chan comes back.

Trump pin which is a thing now for idiotic reasons

How about 634-5789?

In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

Zero. Born in the early '80s.