Yes, short for doggo.

'Cause I’m not planning on going solo

She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I’m sure she’s probably had all of her body hair lasered off.

Way ahead of ya friend.

I have a well and a reverse osmosis system, and the water is amazing. I’ve never had water that tastes so good.

I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.

I absolutely would eat that.

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.

I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(

I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.

I call it the pizza bone.

Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While chasin’ the clouds away

The exurbs are far-out suburbs - the part of the suburbs that peter out as the rural area begins. I don’t know if that makes sense for this post because I don’t understand this post even a little bit, but perhaps that’s what OP meant with “ex-urban”?

Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍

Terrifyin’!

Late Gen X / early Millennial is called a Xennial. We’re characterized as having been born in a largely analog world and coming of age as consumer technology became more prevalent. I think it informally encompasses 1977-1983.

I was born in '81 and graduated high school in '99. I grew up hearing that I was Gen X, the slacker generation, the whatever generation, the generation where trying was uncool. And that’s exactly the experience I had. I was an adult before I ever heard the term ‘millennial’ and I don’t identify with it at all, though technically I’m on the cusp. Xennial does seem to fit though.

And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.

The best thing about a colonoscopy is that once it’s over, you’ve got a decade until your next one.

Aw man what’d I miss?

When the cat
comes around