I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(
I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.
I call it the pizza bone.
Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While chasin’ the clouds away
The exurbs are far-out suburbs - the part of the suburbs that peter out as the rural area begins. I don’t know if that makes sense for this post because I don’t understand this post even a little bit, but perhaps that’s what OP meant with “ex-urban”?
Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍
Late Gen X / early Millennial is called a Xennial. We’re characterized as having been born in a largely analog world and coming of age as consumer technology became more prevalent. I think it informally encompasses 1977-1983.
I was born in '81 and graduated high school in '99. I grew up hearing that I was Gen X, the slacker generation, the whatever generation, the generation where trying was uncool. And that’s exactly the experience I had. I was an adult before I ever heard the term ‘millennial’ and I don’t identify with it at all, though technically I’m on the cusp. Xennial does seem to fit though.
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
The best thing about a colonoscopy is that once it’s over, you’ve got a decade until your next one.
Aw man what’d I miss?
There’ll be a paw
with claws
reaching down
Build a wall, make the USA pay for it
(Kidding, mostly.)
I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a pizza roll. What are they like? Basically pizza flavored hot pockets, I’m imagining?
I hear you. I was always a skinny kid, but I went through some bad, traumatic shit in my early twenties and ballooned up - from 105 to 177 as a 5’0" woman. Being obese sucked and I’ve worked super hard to get the weight off and keep it off. But in the meantime the HAES / fat acceptance thing took off and now I feel like I’m living in bizarro world. I hated being obese for so many reasons and can’t imagine how people can convince themselves that it’s okay to just remain like that. I mean, to each their own, but they’re setting themselves up for disease and disability. I think it’s really sad.
We dropped not just one but two of the most horrific weapon ever developed on a civilian population.
Also Tapestry by Carole King
This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.