Wow, thank you, this is great!

Varination

Ugh this is right up my weird little alley

Can’t stand losing you

She didn’t have a Willy or a Sam

No Sam!

You’re giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.

It’s a stupid conspiracy theory that he orchestrated 9/11 as an excuse to start the war in Iraq.

Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.

I have that exact tray!

They misunderestimated him.

Come on, worms.

I kinda wanna be her when I grow up.

I will buy this adorable sheepo

I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.

Awww goober looks like a sweetheart 🤍

Aw, dip

Yeah this is pretty much my life and it’s awesome :)

Two claws, one arm

It trickln’t

Define low quantity. Fruit contains sugars, which can be bad if you have too much, but I find it’s hard to eat enough fruit to push my sugar intake above my daily limit. And fruit is generally a good source of important micronutrients like fiber, potassium, B vitamins, etc.