And then try using a VPN and you’re like some kind of criminal and you have to identify 37 crosswalks and busses. And that shit’s all broken anyway so you have to do it again when their integration with whatever captcha service is fucking up.

I’ll send it to her. Slide me her info.

I think of myself as having a pretty good sense of humor and being open to trying a lot of things, but that just sounds… annoying.

Looking at any parking lot, this means 99% of people can’t drive.

Is a cat park kind of like a dog park?

Are you from an urban area?

Yeah, they could have microplastics in their testicles.

Here we go…

Top Bone was my nickname in college.

But it said pigeons are usually clean.

I thought it was only illegal for the stores to cut those off. Like it was some kind of consumer protection thing. Which was back in the 70s, we don’t get that kind of thing anymore.

But first it said they are usually clean. So that can’t be the context. If there was a context. But there is no context because AI is fucking stupid and all these c-suite assholes pushing it like their last bowel movement will be eating crow off of their golden parakeet about two years from now when all this nonsense finally goes away and the new shiny thing is flashing around.

Far out man.

These all sound like 80s comments, not hippies.

Is this a thing?

Fuck subway.

He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.

No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.

Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

Oy oy oy oy fuckin bullocks slit my wrist