Tabloid magazine? … it’s more like scribbled pieces of paper written by random strangers on the sidewalk … people keep reading the crap and walk away happy that their worst beliefs have just been confirmed by 100 random strangers with scribbled pieces of paper who told them so.

Most carpenters I’ve ever known were more boobs men

It had everything to do with human greed.

As long as there is the suggestion or possibility, no matter how remote that anyone of us can become enormously wealthy, we won’t want to change the system.

By age alone, he’s already acquired 10% of the vote in whatever election he joins … get him to commit a felony and he’ll gain another 5% … some sort of sexual misconduct 5% … say he’s Christian (even if he’s not) another 5%

Or just don’t vote and move along

Exactly, and it probably took several instances of this happening going back to 1950 before they finally decided to make that warning label.

And painted the whole room with a pretty green colored lead paint.

Kilroy also has some hairy eyelids