What the actual Batman fuckery is this. I hope you are wrong or nobody is that motivated to do such things. Either way, scary! Where’s my tin foil hat?

I live in an apartment building. I wonder if this is useless tech with dozens of WiFi networks from my neighbors going

A world with no cars? How is this possible?! People actually out and about!

But think of all the convenience you gain by not having to remember a password! That darn brain of mine

Yo I pay for premium and it’s been fucking slow. Cancel my subscription? Guess I might need to.

I weep for my newborn, whose reality will be marred by so much fakeness