Yeah, not sure why it feels the need to mimic the appearance of social media when replaying an old joke. Does it make it appear more spontaneous?

Most honey wouldn’t be vegan but perhaps an abandoned hive could be harvested. Or infertile eggs from an abandoned nest? Bits of sheep’s wool collected from a spiky bush?

You’ve forgotten the sauce and haven’t toasted the bread, 4/10

It would probably taste alright and is reasonably nutritious, but it’s not right.

Do you know a Lemmy app which actually lets you preview links before opening them? I’d like to test my suspicions sometimes but don’t have the option.

Why are you hating on poor people? Do you think punching down makes good comedy?

And yet very few people actually get to launch nukes these days. One rule for them and another for us.

It’s all human readable abstractions for 0s and 1s, isn’t it? Unless you’re working with quantum computers.

We want to draw the line somewhere, so my mum on FB doesn’t call herself a programmer for creating a post, but it’s not very clear where to put that line. I think it has to depend on the context, you could tell your hairdresser you’re a programmer to avoid the unnecessary details, but wouldn’t describe it as such in a job interview.

I’d like to assume the compliance plan involves that - or at least moving it to a safer orbit - but it’s probably more likely the plan is just saying “we won’t do it again”.

I lost pretty quickly on my first attempt, but I’m feeling confident about my second run! I’d let you know how it gets on, but…

I’ll believe it when they execute one

If they’re stealing it from people, I think I’d do something. But corporations aren’t people.

No, the name is in the comic - Mart Virkus. I like his stuff. https://arcaderage.co/