They invent the metric system, the beautiful base 10 system that makes math and measurements easy.

…but didn’t apply anything similar to how they say numbers.

The onion couldn’t write this shit.

They knew what they were doing with that title.

In Canada rn. Let’s see how this shit goes this year…

A horse carriage?

Maybe the first prototype car?

Anyone got Luigi on speed dial?

My gripe is that it doesn’t understand that non-white names are a thing.

You remember as you kid you might have stacked rocks or Lego bricks?

They basically did that with really really big rocks.

Are you from ancient Greece by any chance?

18th century EU

If a train were to go along that whole motorway it would take up a fraction of the space, carry most if not all those people, and move them faster than this.

They’ve been here since the very start.

Pergananant

Crowdstrike 2.0

Okay Jesus, I think that’s just someone at discord smoking something.

Does the same on windows. Either they’re constantly changing some really deep stuff that we don’t see or notice, or it’s not actually updating just “checking” for updates or loading but it’s just slow AF.

Kanye moment.

“No fruits???”

Linux:

ls

cd directory

ls

cd directory2

ls

cd directory3 …

I love how They’re positioned.

Colorful on the bottom, black and white (mostly) on the top.

Professional and well researched on the right.

Shitposty on the left.