companero [he/him]

Realtime antivirus scanning is a big culprit. I’m sure all the advertising/telemetry junk doesn’t help either.

Also known for such bangers as “how do I run this python script?”

One of my all time favorite games. The only thing that would have made it better for me is a time-based story a la Dead Rising. Though that would have probably made the game even less successful than it was.