Oh fuck you… take your upvote and know that you have hurt my soul and I love you for it.

Fuck it. What’s the worst that could happen?

Oh.

Sorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.

Don’t worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it’s just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.

We should start calling these the “new oculus” or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.