Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
COX: Drug traffickers love gizmos. They love gadgets. And if they have something like, ooh, the app is hidden behind a calculator, they think that’s amazing, and they want to buy it.
TIL drug traffickers have the mindset of a teenage boy looking for ways to hide porn.
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PSA. Send stuff to your local post office and then go pick it up.
You can’t trick me, I know a bullet hell when I see one.
Pure genius though. Gets the first spot of any game list it’s featured in, when sorting alphabetically.
Ken, I’ll be real with you.
The real reason you’re not getting your dick wet is because you aren’t announcing you want to connect, sexually.
At least they have precident now.
You know, from a business standpoint, it makes financial sense NOT to log user traffic.
Reason one: plausible deniability. You can’t give what you don’t have.
Reason two: storage. Why the fuck would you keep logs, when it costs money to?
Reason three: these boots taste fantastic! (People generally don’t enjoy licking boots).
Energy drinks are counter intuitive.
The first thing to understand is there is no such thing as a “sugar rush” in the sense of gaining a burst of energy. The crash though, is very real.
Your body has not evolved to process that much sugar, so it tries to store it, which itself is energy intensive, so consuming large amounts of sugar will make you lethargic.
If you need the burst of energy in the morning, drink black coffee. You’ll learn to love it as your palette develops.
New meta: be as specific as possible so that others think you’re being ironic.
You’re not making the point you think you are.
I understand the implications of both.
I don’t truly call Australian Aboriginals “Australians”, I was being facetious.
Also, I call them “Native Americans”.
Technically, Australian’s aren’t colonisers; they’re victims of British colonisation.
Holy shit, that shit fucking slaps!