Yup I’ve made it my goal at work to see how long I can drag things out, my favorite is when things drag on so long it ends up getting canceled. My team spends a lot of time with nothing to do but its remote work so I know they don’t mind.

My company underpays all of us by a lot so I figure this makes us even.

The big beautiful obituary will be a great day.

An employee was upset that his employer wasn’t paying him enough to live so he decided to light the employer’s warehouse on fire.