World’s first country governed by an LLM. A racist one developed by xAI, of course. Grokcracy, if you will.

Every damn Thursday! Her friend Mike just won’t let it rest!

Tbf, I had no idea it was going to be Neoliberalism Central when I made the account 😄

I thought that was Terry Pratchett at first for some reason and was sorely disappointed 🙁

Except Colombians. According to a running joke a couple friends and I have had going since watching formula 1 decades ago, Columbian men spontaneously appear at age 27.

According to the IDF it is.

Oh man, that pic goes fucking HARD! 😘👌✊

And they’re also the right amount of radioactive as far as I know.

I wasn’t agreeing with the insane suggestion, just pointing out an additional consequence, given the fact that uranium has the second highest atomic weight and seventh-highest density of any metal 🤷

And also SUPER heavy feet.

Brb, ordering minus a million cases of vintage Dom Perignon!

Besides the financial windfall, im gonna get so damn sober! 🥳

It’s all we need to do!

Just remember that 🎵in Cyberlaaaand we onlyyy drink 🎵 DIET COKE.

Or Denmark 😮‍💨

INSANE how heavy entertainment systems use to be, to hold up old fat backs

I know it sees a lot of action, but I wouldn’t go so far as calling your mom’s bed an entertainment system…

That’s the day where your true love gives you two birds of some sort, right?

Close: he won it for ending it but it later came out that he deliberately extended it in order to help Nixon’s presidential campaign.

Also, he wanted to stop North Vietnamese trains by blowing up the tracks with NUCLEAR WEAPONS in spite of that making no fucking sense except from the standpoint of maximizing death and suffering.

If he did, it would be proof positive that the whole concept is a sham.

If one of the worst war criminals in modern history gets to go to heaven, there’s nobody who doesn’t and the whole house of cards comes tumbling down.

ELAINE (to George) What’s wrong with you?

JERRY Everything.

Really sums up George Costanza 😆

Yeah. Not to mention that a lot of people’s social identity, social activities and sense of community are all tied up in going to concerts together…