aw yeah it goes to the beat of Celebrate by Daft Punk too

wait that’s my pulse that’s not good

why did you reply at me with a boot hanging out of your mouth

what a sad life it must be to be the legal bully for a toy company, imagine wasting your life like that

love how the article is so corpo that they have to clarify it’s not the whole warranty that expired

as if any of that shit is real and not a scam

ars technica 🙄

prison labor

Ars Technica would die of an aneurysm if it stopped posting about generative AI for even 30 seconds

as they’re the authority on tech, and all they write about is shitty generative AI from 2017, that means shitty generative AI from 2017 is the only tech worth writing about

no i’m pretty sure when next I meme on his fashie ass, perhaps i will sample posts, but i don’t get paid for this like he does