Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives

“You all will be stardust”

My biggest gripe with cooking instructions is the non-specificity. “Stir pasta frequently”? How frequently? How continuously? Tell me in unit Hertz

I thought #4 was a QR code at first glance, which is more abstract

This also works for political parties

40k games??? That’s far too many

You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout

I’m not sure whom you’re trying to mock: me (baselessly), OP, or an unspecified third party

I mean, if you want to buy me a new and better smartphone to replace the one that I’ve been using since I received it as a gift 4 years ago, then go right ahead. Otherwise, no need to be so condescending about something someone may not have the finances to affect.

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Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.

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I just had to deal with my new electric company telling me that I couldn’t log in because my email was not in their system, but I couldn’t create a new account with that email because it was already in use within their system.

It was sort of a half-joking response but I can see that didn’t come through. Oh well

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chat, is this real?

Can we start making websites/forums devoted to just regular individual wholesome dudes and characterize them as peak masculinity?

Imagine being stuck in a space station 250 miles away from the human population for 8 months with one other person and they have some annoying roommate quirk, like snoring in their sleep

Oh, the acronym stands for Not Safe For J.D. Vance. I thought that NSFJDV was the IKEA name for this type of couch.