A friend and I had the bright idea to hit a whole roll of those with a hammer. We also were smart enough to know that it should be on something hard, like a garage floor. We also knew that we didn’t want anyone to see us. So, we made sure all the garage doors were good and shut. I swear, it literally blew his hair back, and my ears have been ringing ever since.

Stranger In The Woods is a fantastic read. This person really captured my imagination for a while.

Anxiety Mamba! Say, that’s not bad at all.

National Lard