It doesn’t work on anything, apparently. That’s kinda the point of the post.

And I only learned about him in the first place because of Watchmen.

Ys 5? No such thing! Hoax!

Hmmm. Maybe I’ll give it another go. I only got about two or three hours in before I moved onto other items in the backlog.

Origins. Bayek is easily the most relatable and grounded character, and the story does a great job of setting up the origins of the Assassins. My only gripe is that Aya really needed more development and a game of her own.

Its odd, because I played the crap out of VIII, but hardly got into Monstrum Nox and am not even sure if I’m getting Nordics when it comes out on Switch. I probably will, but I feel like the series peaked with Dana.

I really like the Switch version, but I really got into the series playing this and Memories of Celceta. I kinda wish I still had the Vita, as I’m pretty sure it’s the only system with every game from 1-8 on it.

As an autist, I find this assertion nonsensical and offensively reductive.

Mostly for the convenience of having all of the games on one platform?

Love this!

Think you better quit letting shit slip…

The solution: no human contact.

That’s definitely a mental image right there.

Yer gonna need a much longer pole…

Gladys was apparently 30 when she died, having been born in 1896. Such a fascinating person for having lived such a short life.

I did exactly that.

The traumatic brain injury may have had something to do with that, though.

You’ve clearly never had the transcendent experience of shitting in the woods. Or behind a dumpster at the Circle K.

Susanne’s snootching to that muthafuckin nootches with Jay and Silent fucking Bob! Noise, noise, noise!

I think they oughta install a tiny steam boiler just for the Choo Choo.

Ooooooh yeeeeeah, brother! Can yooooou dig it?