I had a roomie that played lol. After a month of not having a job and looking very scruffy he emerged from his filthy bedroom and gave me a grocery list. We were on good terms until I told him he had an addiction.

I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren’t a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside… I wondered why there weren’t more chip stands serving seagull meat.

Honestly. I love Bob’s Burgers but I always thought that they put more effort into the signs than anything else. And that’s saying something.

Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.

False validation is a hell of a drug.

That’s the only thing he’s ever punched.

I tried explaining this to my family. The legal documents you have to agree to should be a huge red flag when all you get is “you are caucasian”.

You can clone. What’s important is that you ask yourself if you should. I’m not sure we need any more casual couch squirters.

YouTube “algorithms” are nonsense. I watch one deep dive into the fallout games and despite the fact that I have, and continue to watch British TV shows it’s relentless in showing me deep dives into “fallout lore”. What I’ve chosen is like 3% of what I usually watch. It’s not a very popular genre in comparison to, oh, the fucking BBC. Still, it’s all of the sudden its the only thing that gets suggested.

My hope was that AI would, at least, bear some disgust for the worst of humanity. My new fear is that AI will bear disgust for humanity.

Microsoft in a nutshell. In 2015 they realized they had it right in 1995 but still elected to change it. Morons.

It’s the thought that counts.

It almost never is. Plus I probably have to write the info down anyways so just send me a text. If you have to call to explain it, I’ll call you.

If only you had learned to tell time.

It’s not even the oldest one. I had to wait like three Christmases until I could play mp3s on a disk without converting them first.

In its hay day I would have killed for that.

P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say “have gotten killed for that”. Yet again, I’m the victim.

It was always weird to me that people would suggest, essentially “you’re young. Try being homeless for a while”. Live in a van, explore the country. Then what? How many fucking trust funds are out there?

If EA or Ubisoft don’t get their shit together this won’t be enough.

There are (still) a surprising amount of people that only ever saw and understood one mechanism 30-50 years ago.

I’m actually not sure this is real. I’ve had some shitty abusive teachers but even they would be capable of basic logic.