Instructions to block ads in real life:

Step 1: Pull out your eyes.

FREUND

UND

(Already ordered)

0,09% aren’t enough.

DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!

Let’s make it more fun, a chaotic comment chain:

DIESE

Also I think the thumb in the upper part of the picture has another thumb.

You should text somebody, ask how their day is going

Instructions weren’t clear, now I’m under arrest and all members of the US-government Signal group want to know how I got their number.

Could be better still. Also fewer pollution.

Last one killed me.

Including AIs.

I would

“Alright, but arrest him in a way that doesn’t make him look like a master-mind modern Robin Hood.”

“Damn.”

Sounds like inspirobot.me.

Produces vegan noices of trying not to start a discussion about livestock farming in general

Alright. Lets go, 1, 2, 3, 4:

We’re no strangers to looove

AI (Chatbots) is artificial stupidity.

Chatbots: Fuck you

Image AI: Fuck you

Partially use of AI in complex film productions etc: Fine

Plant recognition: You’re cool

Surveillance AI: Fuck you

Scientific use of machine learning: Great!

Commercial AI in general: And fuck you, I’m out!

Now we’re taking the bilingual maimai-train too?

Stop shaming my short arms!

Please