Wall-E functioned

He was definitely not running windows

I can try, but I’m pretty sure my depression will just laugh in my face if I try to reschedule.

My class today decided that the killer rabbit from Monty Python got the Pope because Pudgie Vance ate the holy hand grenade

Takes one to know one

Honestly just missing the old days of rpg games now, KotOR was the shit

To those downvoting, yall need to be calibrated

There is no such thing as a ‘Best Game Ever’, but it’s Mass Effect 2

Pretty much yeah

Nah, they’ll peace out as soon as the bulldozers show up

And those evil fuckers (I’m a teacher, relax) will absolutely make fun of you

I side-loaded Mint for a couple hours just to goof around, and then . . . never booted Windows again, quite literally forgot it was installed three days later

What’s a guillotine if not an axe put on rails and dropped from the heavens

Somebody 100% jizzed on that serving platter

Friendly reminder that guillotines aren’t particularly difficult to make.

oh no, anyways . . .

I heard this concept somewhere once of “Technical Debt” wherein a thing gets made and it works really well but then it gets updated or new features are added and something breaks, but rather than tear the whole thing apart to fix the issue, a patch or bandaid gets slapped on to ship the thing. Then the next update comes along and this time it takes two bandaids, one to ‘fix’ the new problem and one to keep the old bandaid on. The next update takes three bandaids, then four . . . and so on. The accumulation of all these bandaids is known as the Technical Debt, and it must always be repaid, somehow, someday.

Microsoft stubbornly refuses to repay their technical debt at all costs, Apple is terrified of letting anyone ever get even a glimpse of their mountain of technical debt, and Linux bathes in a weird soup of refusing to let technical debt even happen and dispensing bandaids so fast they make the RedCross look like a joke.

Sounds like its time to completely flood Reddit with ‘bannable’ content

Don’t think anyone has ever really disagreed on this

Also my car when I am not in a good financial position