Nyticus

When can we get a retail simulator game where we can screw with customers? I don’t want more of these games where we serve customers.

Dell used to have done this for a while until one day they decided not to. They pre-installed with Ubuntu if I recall.

Internally, I’m screaming that this should’ve been a new Quake.

They’re too obsessed with Doom Guy.

He doesn’t even know or care about how traditional tariffs are supposed to work. What makes him think he knows what the fuck is non-tariff? Old fucking moron.

Haven’t they already been crying and screaming for decades? What is it that they want to be heard over that they haven’t cried and screamed about before?

Wal-Mart loves doing this. Anyone who works there know that it’s all over the splash screen on Walmart One. “DOUG MCMILLON WANTS TO TALK ABOUT YET ANOTHER STRONG QUARTER!”. And the shitshow of podcasts and whatever the fuck they run also want to talk about it.

Yet you’re going around shopping and finding yourself debating as to what to shop for because almost everything is fucking marked up.

Advertisers and Marketers are hurrying now as to how to make advertisements on the road in this fashion and on the main road. You fucking wait.

You’ll have a flattening tire and your car drives over this particular groove and it’s going to be something for AAA insurance or something.

Pretty pointless.

Bun-fu meets Muay Rabbit