All I know is he didn’t kill himself
Great question!! Ok a rough estimate is the best I can do. As everything is bigger in Texas, I will take a relatively big deer for reference. As you will understand, I must compare area with area, so here goes:
Taking a BigMac as a reference and assuming a patty diameter of 10.4cm Source. This would lead to an area of 84.95cm2.
A bigger deer skin could be 150x139 cm Source. On the one hand this is an overestimation because those are the maximum measures and it’s not perfectly square, but on the other hand we’re not taking certain area’s such as the hooves and head into account. The area comes to 20850cm2.
So one deer is, in terms of area, as big as 245,4 hamburgers.
Again, I hope this helps.
According to google, a deer has a height between 0.85 to 1.5 metres. According to the Texas Almanac, the Lone Star State extends 801 straight-line miles (from north to south). This equates to 1289084,54 metres.
Taking this into account, a deer is between 0,00000066 and 0,0000012 Texas.
I hope this helps.
Strong attraction to the central bulge
the andromedan mind cannot comprehend this
Anakin, you were my STEPbrother!
Reminds me of the good ol SuperbOwl days
I feel this comes dangerously close to manspleening.
Aah the stalagwursts, very typical for the region!
Are we tweeter, or are we dancer?
This picture perfectly illustrates why you should carry spare googly eyes in your pocket all the time
How do you get those crossed out words?
Nice comment by the way
Well it is hard on the outside, creamy on the inside and doesn’t need to go in the oven for a long…
Politically? Yes.
Culturally? Not so much
My meme was a meme. This is art
They either need a hug, a better pillow or an exorcism would be my guess ;)
Mrs TotallyNotSpez, what a pleasure to see you again! Just a shame about the circumstances, hope your day is salvageable despite of the early start.
The moment we’ve al bean waiting for!