Fernando!

Hey as long as it ships it can always be an RMA. If there’s a problem the customer will let us know™

Just get a tube of argon that you can connect from your wifi ap to your device so the waves can travel faster through the tube

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe’s_law

Metal, try concrete

Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

I have one that has hdmi and usb as well so I can use my phone in desktop mode on a monitor, then I use parsec to get in my VM and I have access to a full desktop experience

They probably do the steve jobs and stick their feet in the toilet as soon as they get to work

Grey is colour and gray is color

Joy? I’ve gone to the snow as a kid and have chosen not to go as an adult. I consider myself a bit of a masochist but not that much

Wow I didn’t know Netflix made those kinds of movies

You know you would flip it regardless, you just can’t stop

Since when do they ask for age? I remember you didn’t even need a verified email

I can’t believe you said s*n

Found Ralph!

Oh I thought this was about how to make a chair not wobble anymore

Are there really shoes that cost that much? And people buy them?

Part salad part chicken strip in an uncooked flour tortilla

Just what people commonly understand so people say it. I always read it in a disapproving Russian accent because of too much TV, the americans

And when it gets mad it turns off our cell reception