You guys don’t have eSIM yet?
You guys don’t have eSIM yet?
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
There’s just one thing we can’t figure out. How the hell did you get all those birds to wear jeans?
Pick my kid up from daycare. She’s got a quarter strip of bacon. Holds it up to my mouth and when I go to bite shoves the whole thing into her mouth. You had a long run, I was struck down before she could form a burn into words.
Ancient engineers: let’s make it work.
Modern engineers: we need to make sure it breaks at approximately 36 months to ensure low ability to claim warranty while also ensuring the customer believes it could have been a fluke.
Or, roughly translated into engineer speak…”anyone can build an aqueduct, it takes skill to build an aqueduct using the minimum amount of material required”.
It’s gonna be so fucking rich that the staggering mass of stupidity online prevents us from improving an AI beyond our intelligence level.
Thank the shitposter in your life.
Don’t tell anyone but you can use your observation skills to pick your own extrovert and set a honeypot.
I’m trying to imagine having any part of my identity tied to an object.