Mike Hunt

i got a floater in my eye

wait does it mean my prescription needs changing? i dont know if i read that right

Coming from a man, Woman’s hair products come across as such a scam.

The swan song of the to catch a predator series

i have a rare bible signed by Roger Moore, it’s worth $150.

I like this format

meh, I’m too anxious and would end up fitting a bunch of security in and on the house

Pirate’s life for me then

Read this in maters voice

Either they think you were on your phone or the water was still brown after the first flush.

god damn, maybe i was wrong

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why does a drink machine need a fucking screen