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1 month agoBirds are real and this isn’t reddit
Someone called me “Grateful Dead Grampa” the other day, and that pretty much sums it up.
Birds are real and this isn’t reddit
This is not a thing.
We like pepperoni rolls and sausage biscuits.
Not. This.
The insect apocalypse is real.
Every gas station used to carry bug-b-gone to get the guts off your windshield and headlights.
We’re something like 75% down seasonally and 80% down midsummer since 2000.
Firefighter is the best of these.
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