Relax, they are not heavy while young, so the impact won’t be serious. Some bloody snot cleaning from the glass max. Not a big deal.

What’s the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That’s my grandmother’s level. She’s a nice woman but doesn’t claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.

Baha, leave the balls alone!

A real villain should always plan that far. Muahahaha!

No alcohol? Sorry, can’t think of any use of that substance. Throw it away then…

Does this thing have alcohol as an ingredient?

One more idea of this kind and I’ll boil your potato chips and a game console. Obviously you’ll like them boiled no less than in standard variants.

Scotty, warp it back again and return it to the kitchen.

Cigar and vape simultaneously? Nah, replace vape with sausage.

Another brick in the wall.

10 minutes is enough only for “Oh, that’s too difficult, let’s pretend that I’m content with Windows as it is”

Ok, I will. 'Till October…

I want 3 naps, please.

Better to have a small Somalia2 than turn all the US into the Beautiful Somalia of Covfefe, don’t you agree?

It is not always possible to guess which problem will become a huge problem and which will just quietly dissolve on its own.

At that time only the South wanted independence, now it might be that both parts would rather live on their own.

One line would be enough: to divide North from South.

– What’s for dinner?
– Low-res soup.

That’s alarming.