Commander President Bone Spurs is happy to announce the draft is once again on.

The best we’ll soon be able to own is workstations. Talk about data manipulation.

Aunties have the powers of life and death. This is true.

YEAH !!! … wait…?

that usually costs money. and is probably illegal in a dozen or so states. but yeah.

Step it up ladies. You’re slacking.

Ah! The vegetarian plate!

The speaker is what they hear, not the signal to it. Regardless how it’s transmitted.

Why put mirrors in space when you can SELL SHARES in building mirrors in space to redirect sunlight.

Worth trillions, don’t you think? Not the end product - just the design and endless alpha model.

Shit… you think the F-35 was a complete boondoggle(*1), you ain’t seen shit. Space is BIG. Price tags $,$,$,$,$

(*1) and it remains so to this very day

Notice how easy it is to con a con man?

So. Not to change the subject (all that much), but - suppose king d and noel candlehead were casing Ft. Knox instead of “making sure all that gold was there”. You know, how it’s stored. Soil conditions. Geological structure. etc. Taking measurements, as it were.

Now… supposition.? nay. high probability. notice how fast “gold” was never mentioned again?

This ends with him and musk walking off with the gold in Ft. Knox doesn’t it? This will leave America worthless. While his right hand waves around over there with distraction after distraction… THIS is your plan, isn’t it? Where to? Greenland? (not yet?) NK? There’s a killer beach resort just for you! Country comes with slave labor so you and your kids can turn out knockoffs. F**king perfect, don’t you think? And little girls galore! And with all that gold - even putin would let you hang around again - (but be sure to take care around open tenth story windows in buildings you’ll take the stairs in.

He’s a crook and he’s in charge of the biggest piggy bank in the world. And apparently we’re all okay with that.

Fuck’s sake.

Uh huh. And it will work as well as tariffs.